~Funny Things Peopole Have Seen & Said~
Signs:
"Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor's take-out menu.
"Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California.
"We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you." -- A notice in a restaurant.
"Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.
"Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe.
"You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed.
"Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC.
"Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's.
"NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at an Arby's in North Bend, Washington.
"Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.
Quotes:
"Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" -- Asked of a waitress.
"Just the chicken." -- The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.
"You want fries with that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.
"Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"
"How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?"
"That's not an animal. It's a mammal." -- Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public high school.
This was taken from http://www.rinkworks.com/said/restaurants.shtml.
3 comments:
This was really funny, I laughed out loud on my lunch break, people stared at me. But worth it!
Ok, so the comment at the souplantation is totally true. In California I went to one for the first time and yes the sign is there, and even more funny is the fact that while you are there it is very easy to eat a lot. By the time you leave you feel like you have just eaten all the food on the premises.
those quotes were actually funny..
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